Martha Stewart's Dungeon:Spring Cleaning

Martha Stewart’s Dungeon: Spring Cleaning
by: Laurie
Hello. I’m Martha Stewart. As you must know, the BDSM world is not just for leather afficionados. And as you also know, spring is in the air. It’s the perfect time for spring cleaning, and that includes your dungeon. On today’s show tips on spring cleaning and a quick and easy dungeon make overs, just in time for the fresh new season. All this and a special spring surprise on today’s episode of Martha Stewart’s Dungeon. Let’s step into my dungeon.
I’m fond of saying there’s no reason for a dungeon to be dark and dank. After the long, cold winter even the dungeon needs to be aired out. Open the windows, or have your slaves open the windows, and let some fresh spring air in! Now it’s time to begin spring cleaning. If your dungeon is large like mine you might want to borrow a few subs and slaves from your friends for this job. Betty, is my personal sissy maid. Betty come and show our friends how we start our spring cleaning. Tell them about the duster.
Thank you, Homemaking Goddess. The Homemaking Goddess made her abject worshiper this special fanny feather duster. Her humble servant shakes her booty and dusts all the nooks and crannies in the dungeon. It is a great way to clean the Goddess’s temple and get exercised all at once. As you can all see, my fanny is firm and toned from all the dusting I do. Thank you Homemaking Goddess!
You’re quite welcome, Betty. Now back to work! The fanny feather duster is quite simple to make. All you need is a good sized butt plug, some high quality putty, such as the type sold at my Everything Martha store or your local K-Mart, and a feather duster, which you can also purchase at Everything Martha or K-Mart. If it doesn’t say Martha Stewart, I can’t guarantee you’ll get the superb results that I’ve been able to get with my fanny feather dusters. Drill a hole in the butt plug large enough to hold the handle of the duster. Stuff it with putty and insert the handle of the duster. You may want to let the putty dry a little before using it, but, it should hold up for immediate use just fine if you use Martha Stewart products.
You’ll notice how my dungeon floor shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. Well, I have only one secret and I am about to share it with you. After the slave has scrubbed the floor on hands and knees, he or she needs to buff the floor using their hair. I have found that nothing brings out a marble floor’s natural shine like human hair. It is important to remember to use a subbie with long, undyed hair; thick hair gives the best result. For those of you who are not fortunate enough to have a slave with shampoo commercial quality hair, you can purchase special mops at Everything Martha made with real human hair. Soon you too will have the shiniest dungeon floor in your area. Human hair will also work wonders on your windows and fine porcelain.
Spring is the perfect time for a dungeon make over. The cheapest and best way to make over your dreary dungeon is with paint. My good friend and paint subbie Sergio and I have come up with a terrific look. We used old chain for our stencil pattern and painted over the chain using heather gray and antique sterling paint. It gives the dungeon a very distinct, but chic atmosphere. You can find the chains and paint for this project at your local K-Mart or Everything Martha store. Another thing I’ve found are soft Italian leather hides in the latest spring pastels. As you can see, I’ve used them as furniture throws and throw rugs. You know how groveling slaves savor the smell and feel of leather! This is a special treat for them. These Italian leather hides are only available from my Everything Martha store because the vanilla world doesn’t deserve the fashion statement of pastel leather home accessories!
Now that the snow has melted and it’s warm outside, dungeon activities can be moved outdoors. It’s time to exercise your pony boys and girls on your private garden race track. But pony boys and girls aren’t the only ones who can benefit from outdoor adventures. There is nothing like tying a slave to a willow tree and using a switch from that very tree to send them into ecstacy. It is perhaps the cheapest toy you’ll find. However, if you must pay for a toy, then feel free to purchase a young willow tree from the Garden Department of K-Mart. You will also find them at Everything Martha where they will be on sale through Memorial Day.
An important part of spring are all the wonderful holidays celebrating spring. After spring cleaning is done, think about celebrating with a play party. There are some wonderful spring themed costumes especially designed for the sub who is an animal at heart that you can find at Everything Martha. What I am about to show you is only a glimpse of the costumes that I have in my store. Jenny is wearing a pink latex bunny costume. Decked head to foot in form fitting pink latex with soft white cotton bunny ears and a white cottontail, Jenny is sure to be the most memorable Easter bunny. Next is Angela dressed in yellow rubber as a cute chick. This short rubber dress hugs every curve and the feather trim and matching hat with the darling chick head give a new meaning to sexy chick. March comes in like a lion, and we have Marcus wearing an all suede cat suit with a hood made out of..... get this...real lion mane! Isn’t this sensational? Turn around and show that wonderful tail. The tail is the real surprise. It is detachable and makes a superb toy...a lion hair flogger! It is a truly sensational outfit. Naturally you can’t have a lion without a lamb. Josh is wearing a soft all lamb leather suit with soft lamb’s wool trim. The hood has lifelike lamb’s ears and as you can see, the tail looks quite lifelike as well, particularly when he walks!
Now that the subs are decked out in their new spring costumes and my dungeon is clean, it’s time for my spring play party! I’ve asked some of my Dom friends to hide some eggs so we can have a good, old fashioned egg hunt. There will be one twist; each sub will be blindfolded and a Dom will be behind them with a riding crop or switch to encourage them to hunt well! Afterwards there will be an egg roll, in which the subs will roll the eggs down the hill with their noses. After all the festivities, we will relax with my special German potato salad and champagne lemonade.
Please tune in next time when I will show you safe ways to play with all those leftover Easter eggs and matzoh balls! Until then, thanks for watching Martha Stewart’s Dungeon.