Something to Ponder

This is a really quick entry. Really. I don't have time to even make this post, technically. Sssshhh.... don't tell the boss.
There's a new double-decker plane. Here's a link to a picture of this monster: http://users.adelphia.net/~luv2hang/380.jpg
As you can see, there's a restaurant, a bar, and a duty-free shop; What happened to the massive panic about having knives and clippers brought on board a plane? What sort of food are they going to serve? Finger foods? On today's menu: chicken nuggets, fries, fruit and veggie plates, and for those counting carbs, jerky!
Surely the shop will have toiletry items stocked for the forgetful traveler. Forget the clippers and nail file. Assault with a toothbrush comes to mind. If nothing else, there's all those plastic bags that could be used to suffocate hostages.
Now we come to the bar. Martinis should not be served in paper cups. Plastic sure...but the type of plastic they'd use could become something very sharp and painful. Beware the toothpicks with the little olives or other garnish.
IMHO, I think I'd prefer to fly in one of the cabins, locked up nice and safe after being heavily tranquilized so the nutcases who might get drunk and belligerant couldn't get to me...as quickly. Besides, if the plane goes down (never mind the question of how that beast can fly in the first place), I think I don't want to know. I'd rather be sleeping.